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Geographical ages of men and women
THE GEOGRAPHICAL AGES OF A WOMAN
18 - 20, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas
21 - 30, a woman is like America - well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash
31 - 35, she is like India - very hot, relaxed and aware of her own beauty
36 - 40, a woman is like France - gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit
41 - 50, she is like Yugoslavia - lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary
51 - 60, she is like Russia - very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away
61 - 70, a woman is like Mongolia – a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future
After 70, they become like Afghanistan - everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there
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. . . and OF A MAN:
Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a ****!
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