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Geographical ages of men and women

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altyfc



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Geographical ages of men and women

THE GEOGRAPHICAL AGES OF A WOMAN

18 - 20, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas

21 - 30, a woman is like America - well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash

31 - 35, she is like India - very hot, relaxed and aware of her own beauty

36 - 40, a woman is like France - gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit

41 - 50, she is like Yugoslavia - lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary

51 - 60, she is like Russia - very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away

61 - 70, a woman is like Mongolia – a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future

After 70, they become like Afghanistan - everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there
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. . . and OF A MAN:

Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a ****!
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Post Thu May 25, 2006 1:39 pm 
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So VERY true.

Women change as they age, men are always the same.
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LOL, true but funny Razz
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This is funny - thanks!
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Post Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:30 pm 
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Never seen this before! Funny! I really liked the comparison between a woman and Russia! LOL
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Haha. Nice. Never seen this.
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Post Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:29 am 
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Cole



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Haha. I have seen this before, but it makes me laugh every time. Smile
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Just call me Miss America LOL
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